WASHINGTON, D.C. – This morning, President Trump unleashed a dire threat upon vandals who might mess with those dependable Tesla vehicles offered by American Ruler Elon Musk, ruminating on the distant chance that he would banish them to El Salvador prisons for their boorish atrocities.
As Donald Trump ascended to his second term as President and a “red wave” has swept the nation since the 2024 elections, so has Elon Musk taken the mantle of American Ruler, quite possibly serving as a de-facto Vice President, since JD Vance offers virtually nothing in the idea / leadership department. Trump has beckoned Musk to the nation’s capitol, along with his entourage of youthful disciples, to cut waste and hoist the USA out of its crushing debt crisis.
As Musk and his DOGE team successfully slash jobs and agencies and budgets, liberals and others who depend on that system to live are feeling the pinch, their anger erupting like volcanoes, and desperation is setting in. Some who want Musk stopped have resorted to calling him names, or even vandalizing his Tesla cars and trucks parked across the country. Musk is clearly feeling the blowback, even as his Tesla trucks are called back by the thousands due to faulty issues.
To the rescue is President Trump, who recently turned the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom, bragging up the vehicles, posing with his palio Elon, hugging and embracing and sitting in the cockpits, all to shore up sagging sales as Tesla stock plummets like a Trump casino visitors bank account.
But this may not have been enough to turn the public sentiment in Musk’s favor, and the friendly show of support is turning ugly this Friday, as Trump snarled and shot this fantasy at those who might mess with Elon and his electric vehicles:
“I look forward to watching the sick terrorist thugs get 20 year jail sentences for what they are doing to Elon Musk and Tesla. Perhaps they could serve them in the prisons of El Salvador, which have become so recently famous for such lovely conditions!” (Mar 21, 2025, 7:43 AM)
Now, the goons keying and flaming these shiny Tesla’s may just get an inkling in their tiny noggins that they are messing with Musk and Trump and it is working. Or… they might be frightened and lose sleep over the prospect of waking up next to Paco, Rogelio, and Malcolm in a dingy Central American prison cell with lumpy Incaparina and a side of termites on the meager menu for the day.
Only time will tell if Musk and Trump are successful in navigating their remake of American government and keeping th vandals at bay.
Meanwhile, Attorney General Pamela Bondi announced charges against three individuals responsible for the violent destruction of Tesla properties. All three defendants will face the full force of the law for using Molotov cocktails to set fire to Tesla cars and charging stations.
“The days of committing crimes without consequence have ended,” said Attorney General Pamela Bondi. “Let this be a warning: if you join this wave of domestic terrorism against Tesla properties, the Department of Justice will put you behind bars.”
▪️ One defendant, also armed with a suppressed AR-15 rifle, was arrested after throwing approximately eight Molotov cocktails at a Tesla dealership located in Salem, Oregon.
▪️ Another was arrested in Loveland, Colorado after attempting to light Teslas on fire with Molotov cocktails. The defendant was later found in possession of materials used to produce additional incendiary weapons.
▪️ In Charleston, South Carolina, a third defendant wrote profane messages against President Trump around Tesla charging stations before lighting the charging stations on fire with Molotov cocktails.
▪️ Each defendant faces serious charges carrying a minimum penalty of five years and up to 20 years in prison.
The Department of Justice claims it is committed to ending all acts of violence and arson directed at Tesla properties and otherwise.
Domestic terrorists should be summarily executed.
Or b e given a pardon like trump did for the domestic terrorists who attacked our democracy on January 6th.
Were any of the domestic terrorists pardoned for the summer of love? Nope , never charged.
That is a lie and you know it. Many were charged, convicted, and sentenced. Besides that, it would be illegal for trump to send them to another country’s prison but, of course, MAGAs and trump don’t care about the law.
Hands slapped. Your TDS is flaring up again. He cares about the law, that is what appealing to a higher court is for.
trump doesn’t care about the law. That is why he wants to impeach judges who don’t see things his way. That is also why he pardoned the criminals convicted of trying to overthrow the 2020 election.