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Elon Musk’s DOGE website hacked, then fails to produce promised receipts

WASHINGTON, D.C. - American Ruler Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is hacking folks' jobs with reckless abandon, but meanwhile, his own website was hacked in humiliating fashion and then failed to produce receipts he promised Americans.
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Elon Musk’s DOGE website was hacked, then he failed to produce promised receipts on the site, for all his agency’s “work” – screen grab as of 9:30PM Sunday night.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – American Ruler Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is hacking folks’ jobs with reckless abandon, but meanwhile, his own website was hacked in humiliating fashion and then failed to produce receipts he promised Americans.

Earlier last week, Musk and his crack team of youthful, pompous, snickering tech bro’s launched a website at https://doge.gov/ for the DOGE quasi-government department tasked with slashing big government to bail America out of crushing debt.  President Donald Trump gave his fellow oligarch Musk full access to most any department in our federal government, and with that, access to seemingly all Americans’ personal data, to do with as this pack of flying monkeys like.  They are reportedly eyeing an IRS database next, to peek at our tax files.  After Tump anointed Musk with this practically-unlimited power, he instantly sprung into action, dropping threats, invading offices, slashing budgets, firing folks.  The job losses and slashed budgets and fear of food stamp loss have set upon the lives of hardworking Iowans like the bird flu in a Northern Iowa turkey flock.  Iowa’s Governor Kim Reynolds and entire 6-person Republican contingent to Congress have cheered this entire ordeal on from the start and have mimicked it with a similar state-level agency.

However, Musk (pictured a top celebrating as he realized his taxes will remain incredibly low after Trump and Republicans swept into office) was humiliated on Friday, when doge.gov was apparently hacked by nefarious computer geeks.  They graffiti’ed Elon’s site like a jealous neighbor taking a key to a Tesla pickup truck in a nearby driveway.  The pranksters wrote things like this on Elon’s government website: “this is a joke of a .gov site” and “THESE ‘EXPERTS’ LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN”. (404 Media first reported on the hacked pages.)  Some Americans are praying their own personal data and identities are not next to be stolen from Musk’s team.

In a possible further showing of total incompetence, Musk’s website promised “receipts” to Americans for all his work in cutting back government. However, the site page https://doge.gov/savings is completely blank, showing no receipts at all.

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10 thoughts on “Elon Musk’s DOGE website hacked, then fails to produce promised receipts

      1. You two bozos like seeing this country turn into a dictatorship? Here’s a clue – move to Russia and you won’t have to wait.

        1. I’m just waiting on #47 (your President) to do the executive order returning the bulk of Washington DC to Maryland.

                    1. Fox apparently didn’t cover that story either. Musk’s kids made a mistake when accessing this info. It’s been proven false. But you don’t care, do you?

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