LOS ANGELES – Relentless attacker of all things conservative Jimmy Kimmel was served a heaping dose of tasty karma tonight when President Donald Trump announced his allegedly struggling late night comedy show is officially off the air.
“Great News for America: The ratings challenged Jimmy Kimmel Show is CANCELLED,” President Donald Trump triumphantly proclaimed to his subjects this evening. “Congratulations to ABC for finally having the courage to do what had to be done…,” President Donald J. Trump continued.
Apparently, Kimmel had made some tasteless remarks about slain truth-dealer, Karen slayer and Zoomer infuriator Charlie Kirk, who was recently assassinated. After the conservative hero lost his life by gunshot, leftists gleefully celebrated, mocked his death, trashed his memorial, and vowed more violence. Kimmel made light of the incident, allegedly, and President Trump had had enough. The Ruler of the Executive Branch exercised his boundless authority over the FCC and ABC to muscle Kimmel off the air.
Possible Kirby vacuum cleaner infomercials will slide into the late night slot, followed immediately by programming consisting of an American flag waving in a bright blue sky with The Star-Spangled Banner valiantly playing until 4 AM.
15 thoughts on “President Trump axes struggling leftist TV talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live”
The writer really put his neck on the line with this one.
This is the hard-hitting journalism that shows a laser-like focus. I wish I had a shot at writing something so powerful.
The Impact of this, hit hard. I mean, think about this (here are a few bullet points)
– America
-Murrica’
-Amerikis
-The Gulf of America
On top of all of this, this shoots past any of the coverage i’ve seen blasted on television.
Well buddy your not very smart either = you probably just cut off 50% of your viewers tooooo. DUMMY!
Talk about Cancel Culture.
If you weren’t scared before, you should be now. Removing people from their jobs because their speech isn’t sufficiently flattering to the leader is right out of the dictator’s primer. I thought the right was against cancel culture. Guess not.
Unlike cable news there are regulations for the content of major networks, this was definitely way overboard for a fair and honest monologue. He deserves his fate for all of his hate.
Please show me where the regulations are that justify this case. Not that I condone or even know what this asshat said, but explain yourself. You know the Fairness doctrine is a thing of the long lost past, right?
Look it up yourself
In other words, you don’t know it, you are just gaslighting. By the way, Kraig, why wasn’t Brian Kilmeade removed from the Fox News lineup after he said we should kill all homeless and mentally ill people?
Here’s another one Kraig, did you hear your President say that any network that allows a newsperson or comedian who says something bad about him should lose their license. I know you think that is just fine but I am wondering how you will feel when a Democratic President decides that Fox and all the other right wing networks should lose their licenses.
Why is the government shutdown I’ll tell you why chuck schumer is looking at things thru rose glasses & he’s a winer just like stretch polock pelsoi& jasmine crocth bite crockett
This a very clear and direct violation of the First Amendment. It’s yet another impeachable offense.
Why are people so stupid
The idiot that writes this stuff is fanning the flames of fascism and thinks its funny. Stay as trashy as the trash you trash on your crime page. You’re no better.