MINNEAPOLIS – Homeland Security and ICE agents are standing up for Christians and their children in Minnesota who were savagely violated and terrorized by entitled, vicious, dim-witted imbeciles who invaded their worship service, and arrests are pouring in today as Jesus smiles down from the heavens at the righteous comeuppance.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem announced this morning that an alleged ringleader of the despicable violation or worship rights was arrested.
“Homeland Security Investigators and FBI agents arrested Nekima Levy Armstrong who played a key role in orchestrating the Church Riots in St. Paul, Minnesota,” Noem said. “She is being charged with a federal crime under 18 USC 241.”
“Religious freedom is the bedrock of the United States – there is no first amendment right to obstruct someone from practicing their religion.”
Not long after, Attorney General Pamela Bondi made another arrest announcement of an alleged lawbreaker.
“A second arrest has been made at my direction,” Bondi stated. “Chauntyll Louisa Allen has been taken into custody.”
Allen is described as “a community organizer and an elected member of the St. Paul School Board.”
Minutes later, Attorney General Pamela Bondi announced that a loudmouth agitator who despises President Trump was arrested.
“William Kelly is now in custody,” Bondi said. “Our nation was settled and founded by people fleeing religious persecution. Religious freedom is the bedrock of this country. We will protect our pastors. We will protect our churches. We will protect Americans of faith.”
William Kelly is being charged with conspiracy to deprive rights, a federal crime, and violating the FACE act 18 USC 248 for his involvement in the St. Paul church riots.
More arrests are highly likely, quite possibly has-been former CNN talking head Don Lemon, who bragged about his role in being at the victimized church and interrogating folks who just wanted to worship Jesus in peace.