Small Northern Iowa town warns teens to knock off toilet papering hijinks or face community service

JESUP, IOWA – This small Northern Iowa community has apparently had just about enough of nefarious teens or other goons launching toilet paper rolls into the trees and yards along their fine boulevards, and now police are promising swift retributions for scofflaws that are allegedly harassing specific complainers.

City officials in Jesup, Iowa, recently claimed that they “understand that “TP-ing” (using toilet paper to decorate homes, trees, or other structures) has been a longstanding tradition during Homecoming festivities.”

That being said, these officials issued a statement – and a warning – that they’ve had it with the vandalism, and since police weren’t able to stop a recent incident, the perpetrators can expect to be hunted down and dealt with.

“However, effective immediately, the Jesup Police Department is implementing a zero-tolerance policy toward this practice, the statement began. “The act that is meant to be harmless has been taken too far and led to harassment to local residents that we have promised to protect. This department made numerous attempts last night to deter individuals from entering onto a specific residential property and dumping a significant amount of toilet paper. We cannot and were not available to watch every residence for every minute in town last night. Our efforts were ultimately unsuccessful, but there will be repercussions to those involved. Some have been identified and will be investigated for trespassing, criminal mischief, illegal dumping, and disorderly conduct. I am sure others will be identified shortly.”

Police continued, saying, “Any individual caught engaging in “TP-ing” activities will be subject to legal charges, including fines and potential community service. We are committed to preserving the spirit of Homecoming while ensuring that our city remains a safe and welcoming environment for all residents.

“This may seem extreme to some, but this happens year after year and to the same persons because it is known that they do not wish to participate and it generally causes a larger reaction. THAT IS HARASSMENT!!!! Several warnings have gone out. We have to draw the line somewhere. We will be reaching out soon.”