WASHINGTON, D.C. – Worldwide markets are allegedly collapsing after years of irrational record highs, and formerly gloating 401K holders are watching their life saving seemingly evaporate, but President Donald Trump offered fresh advice this morning, warning of a “new party based on Weak and Stupid people” he called “PANICANS”.
The American stock market, mainly measured by the performance of the Dow Jones Industrial Average, S&P 500 and the NASDAQ, has taken a major hit since the implementation of searing tariffs by President Trump. All have fallen 10% or more, and many are warning that more pain is ahead. Some economists claim that capitalist economies are due for a “reset” every few decades, and a stock market crash is part of the process. Under former President Joe Biden, the Dow hit an all-time high just last December of over 45,000. There is a fear that it could drop below 30,000 before this “reset” settles the score, possibly as long as 2 years or longer from now.
In this atmosphere of uncertainty and possible chaos in the worldwide economy, President Trump is telling folks that trillions in new investment in America is already arriving due to his tariff strategies, and in a note to voters this morning, he advised to hang tight, and warned against weakness:
DON’T BE A PANICAN!
Friend,
(Definition from the Trump Dictionary)
PANICAN: A new party based on Weak and Stupid people!
We have massive Financial Deficits with China, the European Union, and many others.
The only way this problem can be cured is with the HISTORIC TRUMP TARIFFS, which are now bringing Tens of Billions of Dollars into the U.S.A. They are already in effect, and a beautiful thing to behold.
The Surplus with these Countries has grown during the “Presidency” of Sleepy Joe Biden. We are going to reverse it, and reverse it QUICKLY. Some day people will realize that Tariffs, for the United States of America, are a very beautiful thing!
THIS IS AN ECONOMIC REVOLUTION, AND WE WILL WIN.
HANG TOUGH, it won’t be easy, but the end result will be historic. We will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
There are many PANICANS out there, but you’ve never let me down. BEFORE I make my next move for America, I need to know if you support me…
Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump
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Even his own party and the rich Wall Street robber barons are tired of his schtick. His tariffs won’t work the way he wants them to work.
Yes they will. Canada and Mexico can no longer be allowed to act as dropshippers for Chinese goods (since USMCA goods are excluded from tariffs) China can fall in line or be left behind.
Guess calling them off for ninety days except for China is proof of his skill.