MASON CITY – A Mason City woman apparently couldn’t contain herself at an adult store and tried to steal merchandise.
Cerro Gordo deputies responded to a report of a theft at the Pure Pleasure adult store, located at 10480 265th Street in rural Mason City. After an investigation at the scene, April Marie Willadsen, age 36 who claims to live in a hotel in Mason City, was arrested. She was charged with fifth degree theft for trying to steal an item valued at less than $200.00 ($29.99 lingerie). In addition, she was charged with unlawful possession of a prescription drug.
Willadsen was taken to the county jail and processed. She was later released as she awaits a hearing on March 25.
With that receding hairline I can see why she needs to steal some dicks.
Why is she stealing dicks when there is all types of sticks the shape of dicks laying all over? I just found 3 in my yard yesterday. Just a senseless crime.
THEFT ! Just seen on the news that the people running the WOUNDED WARRIOR FUND have keep/used/squandered 60% of the donations that are being made – other charities for the same cause keep/spend 10% – what a bunch of low lifes – course then again the SS party here in town has a party just about every month at fine diners because of the money they saved – more than likely coming in under budget means they probably screwed some old people on their gross retirement benefits.
Hillery campaign employee – their out to screw everyone -and by the way there will be no indictment. FBI to busy shooting ranchers out west.
Bag of dicks…
got to have something for those lonely nights in a motel room
Probably living at the good Ole Ashley Inn.