WASHINGTON, D.C. – Robert Kennedy, Jr., a very fit and wealthy public servant and Donald Trump’s top expert on health and wellness, had some sour condescension this weekend for those of use struggling to wipe the seed oil from our chins after another slobbery fast food fix on our last dime.
“People drop $16 at Chick-fil-A or McDonald’s for seed-oil junk without blinking,” the feisty oligarch trumpeted via his social media account. “Then swear they’re ‘too broke’ for real food.”
RFJ, Jr. likely does set after set of sweaty lungs and toe presses while simultaneously rolling his eyes at the his slothy American subjects engorging their midsections with expensive globbery goo offered by the flashy fast food joints on every corner as they swipe their completely maxed-out plastic.
“For that same $16 at the grocery store you can get a dozen eggs, a pound of beef, & a bag of apples,” RFK continued. Really, just throw those three ingredients on a pot, fill it with water, and simmer for an hour for a totally healthy and delicious, balanced meal.
“It’s not the prices. It’s the priorities.” RFK, Jr. finished with.
People drop $16 at Chick-fil-A or McDonald’s for seed-oil junk without blinking, then swear they’re “too broke” for real food.
For that same $16 at the grocery store you can get a dozen eggs, a pound of beef, & a bag of apples.
It’s not the prices. It’s the priorities.
MAHA
— ⁿᵉʷˢ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (@RobertKennedyJc) November 8, 2025
His boss is not going to like the fact he is bad mouthing his donors.
I just spoke to Bobby. He said to tell you that he is sorry for caring about you.
He is an idiot. It is the prices. He is not an expert on anything except brain worms and his wealth came from his family, not him.
jealous, eh comrade
Ha ha. Not at all. But I bet you are because Bobby is able to kiss trump’s ass in person.
I just spoke to Bobby. He told me to tell you that he is sorry for caring about you.
I bet you would trust him to do brain surgery on you.
He can bench more than you…