Todd Blodgett Opinion: President FAFO Means Business in Nation’s Capitol

The Urban Dictionary defines ‘FAFO’ as ‘F–k Around, Find Out’. That’s what some violent, destructive protesters in Los Angeles, US citizens and illegal aliens, learned, painfully, in June. Nearly 5,000 ICE officers, Border Patrol agents, National Guardsmen, US Marshals and Marines backed them off and arrested them. America’s no-nonsense Sheriff is back on the job and doing it better than ever, and Democrats are ticked. But when sanctuary cities won’t enforce federal law and

President FAFO (Trump) does it, Democrats falsely accuse him of acting illegally or being racist.
Demands for open borders, de-funding police and accommodating Sanctuary college campuses, and elected officials who forced cops to stand down during riots when vehicles were torched, buildings burned and innocent victims robbed, constitutes a civilization- destroying disaster. Allowing ANYONE, particularly foreigners, to disobey our laws endangers everyone, including the ‘woke’ fools who condone it. They detest the reality that Trump is like a combo of ‘Dirty Harry’ Callahan, President Andrew Jackson, Marshall Matt Dillon and Tony Soprano. These days, most pro-USA Americans are saying: Bring. It. On.

On August 6, a 19-year-old Trump supporter, Edward Coristine, was viciously assaulted in Washington, DC by violent thugs who tried to carjack his vehicle. After he pushed his lady friend into his car and locked it with the remote, between 12 and 14 teenagers converged on him like alley rats scurrying after cheese. Two DC cops who witnessed the ambush raced to the scene. Sadly, all but two of the perps rapidly ran away, like fleet-footed participants in a Senior Citizen mugging contest at the Ghetto Olympics. Two 15-year-old suspects were charged with carjacking and assault. Insiders said that while the boy was “brutal” toward Coristine, his female counterpart was “savagely ferocious”.

On August 8, the White House announced that 450 federal officers from multiple federal agencies, departments and bureaus were deployed to night patrol on DC’s wretched streets until further notice. These officers and agents are from the FBI, the Secret Service, ICE, the US Marshals Service, the Department of Homeland Security, the National Guard, the Drug Enforcement administration (DEA), the US Park Police, BATF and seven other entities. My FBI sources say that the actual number of already-deployed officers is 1,600+ and that this figure will rapidly rise if Trump deems it necessary. On the first night, multiple arrests were made for possession of stolen firearms and illegal drugs. Even more arrests transpired on subsequent evenings, with more illegal drugs and firearms confiscated.

Young black kids are acclimated to gunfire, drive-by shootings and drug deals in their own neighborhoods. Recently, a 3-year-old girl and a 21-year-old congressional intern died from random bullets intended for others. Nobody should have to tolerate such danger. Foes of Trump’s decisive actions are now perceived as effectively siding with violent perps: good luck with that. When President FAFO publicly allowed cops to “do whatever the hell they want” with the parasites, Leftists went ballistic. But like great boxing champs, Donald Trump knows to not fight opponents the way they want to fight. Democrats are flummoxed because Americans are disgusted with clueless leftists tacitly condoning vile malefactors.

President Trump on August 11 took control of DC’s Police and deployed an additional 800 National Guard troops. But as the destructive, pro-illegal alien protesters learned in Los Angeles: with Trump, these violent perps haven’t met their match; they’ve met their master. If such counterproductive losers continue assaulting, shooting, wounding, robbing, raping and killing more innocent victims, then President FAFO can message them, via electronic media. He could say, “Keep it up, and you’re gone. But go ahead; make my day.”

FOR CONTEXT, PRESIDENT TRUMP SENT THE FOLLOWING EMAIL THIS EVENING TO EXPLAIN THE SITUATION IN THE NATION’S CAPITAL:

When you walk into a restaurant and see a dirty front door, DON’T GO IN! Because if the front door’s dirty, the kitchen is also dirty!

IF OUR CAPITAL IS DIRTY, OUR WHOLE COUNTRY IS DIRTY.

I have exerted my Powers as President, and I have declared a Public Safety Emergency!

A former staffer in my administration was ATTACKED in the streets of our nation’s capital. I won’t let this happen.

I’m taking over FULL CONTROL of the Police, and I’m bringing in the Great National Guard!

For far too long, CRIME has been in charge. That stops today because DONALD TRUMP IS IN CHARGE NOW!

Todd Blodgett, the acclaimed author of ‘REPUBLICAN CRACKHEAD’ served on President Reagan’s White House staff (1985-87) and later worked for the FBI. He lives in Clear Lake, Iowa and Tyler, Texas.