Rand Paul Heimlich saves Joni Ernst from choking, then she immediately attacks Democrats

WASHIGNTON, D.C. - Iowa's Senator, Joni Ernst, struggled to swallow her food and her life was saved by a Rand Paul Heimlich maneuver Thursday.

WASHIGNTON, D.C. – Iowa’s Senator, Joni Ernst, struggled to swallow her food and her life was saved by a Rand Paul Heimlich maneuver Thursday.

“Can’t help but choke on the woke policies Dems are forcing down our throats,” the classy Senator tweeted once she caught her breath.

“Thanks, Dr. Rand Paul,” Joni continued, before she instantly began eating again. Rand Paul is a Senator from Kentucky.

Reportedly, Ernst was OK after the scary lunch incident.

Apparently, according to a tweet at this same time by Senator Charles Grassley, he and Ernst got a pork chop lunch.

“Yummm an Iowa chop from Sen Ernst & the Iowa Cattlemen’s Association for lunch,” Grassley said, salivating over the possibly totally free food, which is completely not grifty or corrupt to accept.

Yummm an Iowa chop from Sen Ernst & the Iowa Cattlemen’s Association for lunch pic.twitter.com/dGYFaegwN4

— Chuck Grassley (@ChuckGrassley) November 30, 2023