MASON CITY – A Winnebago county felon who was sent to Beje Clark last year and put on probation is accused of stealing a personal lubricant from Pure Pleasure adult store.
Cerro Gordo county law enforcement was called to the Pure Pleasure adult store, 10480 265th Street in rural Mason City, on January 16 just before 6:00 PM when a theft attempt was reported.
According to crime report, 30-year-old Eric John Kruse of Forest City “did take control of and try to deprive Pure Pleasure of a $20.00 bottle of Zero Tolerance Masturbation lube.” He was caught by the security system at the store by employees as he was in possession of the item.
The deputy arrived at Pure Pleasure and arrested Kruse, who was taken to jail. He later pleaded not guilty and will face a non-jury trial on March 1.
Kruse had been sent to Beje Clark back in March of 2015 after a guilty plea in Winnebago county to third-degree theft and trespass causing damage. He was put on three years of probation in that case. He still owes $2,718.65 in fines, court costs and restitution in that case.
Additionally, Kruse was released from probation in November of last year in a Story county case of supplying alcohol to minors. He still owes $760.40 in fines and court costs in that case.
And posting dumb shit is the most immature thing I’ve ever seen mistakes are a part of human life can’t be old and wise if ur never young dumb and crazy
Stealing isnt a “mistake”. It’s a conscious choice to break the law. Unless of course you’re a libtard dumocrat. Then the prisons are full of mistakes.
To get ahead in life anymore you have to grease the wheels of elected officials and I presume this was a multi viscosity lube used on rear wheel drive objects.
First of all the story city is a different Eric Kruse
LUBE!Dumb son of a b*tch,stupid is stupid does.What you in the joint for got to feel like the MOST stupid criminal award for the day.
“Additionally, Kruse was released from probation in November of last year in a Story county case of supplying alcohol to minors. He still owes $760.40 in fines and court costs in that case.”
Why would they release someone from probation if they have not paid their fines in full?
According to witnesses, Kruse kept deputies at bay while he pleasured himself with a fleshlignt and fondled a gag ball and dong. He is reported as saying that he has hit a recent “dry spell.”
Maybe he thought he was going back to the pen and wanted to make a good first impression
He’s going back now.
Jeez, just use vaseline like the rest of us.