By Tom Silverstein, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel –
1. New England Patriots 1 (Last week) Bill wearing his home cutoff this week.
2. San Francisco 49ers 2 NFL to Harbaugh: “Shake, boy, shake.”
3. Houston Texans 4 Defense is out to crunch.
4. Green Bay Packers 3 Matthews enjoying his six-pack.
5. Baltimore Ravens 11 Off to Philly to crack some bells.
6. Philadelphia Eagles 8 Fans practicing booing just in case.
7. Pittsburgh Steelers 7 Losing fight with Father Time.
8. Dallas Cowboys 12 Fans are in Super Bowl mode.
9. New York Giants 9 Fans are in crisis mode.
10. Atlanta Falcons 13 Prefer if Elway QBs Broncos.
11. Detroit Lions 10 Imploding date not set yet.
12. New York Jets 23 Beat Bills, big whoop.
13. Chicago Bears 5 Jay seeking FBI protection.
14. Denver Broncos 14 On Sunday, Peyton misses Saturday.
15. San Diego Chargers 19 Escaped from Oakland alive.
16. Carolina Panthers 21 Vying for great pretender status.
17. New Orleans Saints 6 Hmm . . . ball boy looks like Payton.
18. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 24 Nine wins from being legit.
19. Cincinnati Bengals 18 Won’t take beating personally.
20. St. Louis Rams 20 May lead league in almosts.
21. Arizona Cardinals 27 Just trying to keep clock moving.
22. Seattle Seahawks 17 Out of rollover timeouts.
23. Oakland Raiders 28 Practicing jumping offside.
24. Washington Redskins 25 There’s a new kid in town.
25. Tennessee Titans 22 Didn’t you used to be Chris Johnson.
26. Minnesota Vikings 26 Ponder this: AP is b-a-c-k
.27. Jacksonville Jaguars 30 Believing in a bunch of Mularkey.
28. Cleveland Browns 32 Offense is in escrow.
29. Kansas City Chiefs 16 Slipped on BBQ sauce last week.
30. Buffalo Bills 15 Win? Never mind, we’re the Bills.
31. Miami Dolphins 31 Looking forward to next year.
32. Indianapolis Colts 29 Got enough talent to field a team.
