Dance the night away…..you think?
It has recently come to my attention the introduction of a new venture here in Mason City, its called North Iowa Dancers. Maybe those gold jacketed Chamber Ambassadors should pay them a welcoming call and get them inducted in the Chamber.
From what I understand…from the information offered at least, you call and they provide dancers for your event. The next thing that comes to mind is what exactly defines an “event?” Could an event consistent of one individual sitting in a chair in their home having mental orgasms while some young fresh nubile young thing gyrates seductively in front of this alleged pervert? Is that an event?
How about this; there is a party going on and about 8 guys who are all stoned decided they want to “order in” and order a couple dancers. How would you like to be the girl walking into that room? Ok Lets say there are a couple 300 pound body guards leering at everyone in the room? If there was a “party atmosphere” it’d be over damn fast with 600 pounds of beef standing against the wall daring anyone to even think nasty thoughts.
No girl should be sent anywhere alone with the idea of taking off 90% of her clothing and moving seductively in front of other people unless she has a gun in her hand. If some guy who is built like a linebacker comes with her…..well that will really throw cold water, ice cold water on any imaginations you might have manifested in your pea brain.
If the guys who thought this up want to make money, they should look in the classifieds for a job.
Peter J. Children