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Op-ed: Honest criticism just for you (by Peter Children)

While I always appreciate insightful intercourse on the topics I write about, there is an underlying factor present that is quite transparent in whatever subject I may broach.

Honest criticism is a part of writing, you have to expect there are those who will not agree with your opinion, it’s part and parcel of speaking your mind in public.  What is more amusing to me is the raw jealously that consumes the same ones each time.  How it must upset you that you are who you are and you are not me.  Naturally because you are void of balls that hang between your legs and hide your identity from everyone because you fear reveling yourself.

Undoubtedly you are upset because your wife or girlfriend laid down beside me on more than one occasion and when I asked her why she told me one of the reasons was that you never brushed your teeth or bathed on a regular basis; she also said you’d get drunk and couldn’t preform, that you were a mess hygienically.

I want you to know your wife was very clean and smelled like violets freshly picked from the meadow.  Did you know she came to me during the day…and we would spend the entire day in the nude; and when it was time for her to go home…she wouldn’t want to, she would beg for just a little more time.  I always told her there would be other times, and there always were.

She said you’d come home and go straight for the refrigerator and that all important can of beer. Smart, real smart.

Because I feel I owe you, I try to overlook your transparency and the rage that eats away in your gut.  Go a head and vent, be my guest.  Your wife is safe from me now…..but only because she got old.

Peter Children

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This is how he earned his nickname.Peter “Ted Bundy” Children, a real “Lady Killer”.

Peter, How are you compensated for writing all these brilliant manuscripts of yours?

As far as all the women you claim you have bedded… I could care less. I was once told by a wise old gentleman, “if you gotta brag about it, you ain’t getting it.” Truer words were never spoken.

My guess is Peter couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse so he makes up these stories to try and impress people. What a loser.

So personal attacks are not allowed, but bragging about sleeping with peoples wives is completely above board. Stay classy.

Matt:

Maybe that’s the issue…….you don’t have a problem with it. We know it’s your website and you have the right to publish what you wish, however I would have passed on this piece. It reflects badly on yourself and NIT. Peter on the other hand is a different story. He is an 80 year old man who doesn’t know any better but you do.

You have done yeoman’s work to establish NIT as an alternate news source to the Globe. Quite a few if not a lot of people respect what you have accomplished in such a short time. An article like this does nothing but to tilt NIT in the direction of “tabloid media” and diminishes the excellent work you have done here.

All of us think that you are better than that; that is unless we have misjudged you. We hope that’s not the case.

Come on Peter!! What is wrong with you? You need to calm down.

My hero!!

You must have very low moral standards or none at all. In your mind I suspect you would think Ron Jeremy is a hero too.

The crap this old rasin spews is induced by his medication and its all a fantasy, but in his minds its real. Poor guy.

At least he wasn’t bastardizing his Mayor again. The Mayor probably enjoys articles like this one, at least for a couple days he’s off the hook.

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